ok case closed!done! settle~ hopefully my probation dont start before 19th march. i need to get used to the lack of freedom-.- currently helping my mum type out her assignment stuff after that town with baby to do my hair + shop(Y) will camwhore with baby like crazy ^.^

its official.this pretty boy right here is offically mine!
i have to go tanglin HQ today, wish me luck. hopefully close case!! >.<

so.... hi welcome back to my boring old life
and here i have something special for euuuuuuuuu
an excerpt from my private blog YEAYYYY *displays exaggerated enthusiasm*
this post was on November 2011 and it was supposed to be a rant for my previous ex u all know who la huh *rolls eyes*

Ways To Please Your Boyfriend (If He Is A Jackass) 
Written by: Me 

looking back at this shit, i realized that....if he's not into you anymore, its over. no matter what you do, no matter how sweet it is, even if you ask the whole singapore nation to belt out a love song just for him, it. just. won't. bring. the. feelings. back! once he is over you, he is over you. that's just how guys are. so once your guy shows those little tell-tale signs that he is sick of you, DONT WAIT FOR HIM TO DUMP YOU. RUN. RUN AND DONT LOOK BACK because i can bet you a million bucks that he won't look back too. we girls can never decide when it is really over or not. them jackasses always have that power. that authority. which they always misuse. and only a few girls, (few meaning 0.000001 out of a million) get the kind of dudes who will choose you over their lan games, even if it not in a big way, even if they insist that we sit on their lap while playing, it is still okay because we have to get it in our systems that guys without their gaming = is like.... a boob without a nipple. if they choose you over their friends/bros/brahs/whatever, WELL CONGRATULATIONS THIS PROVES THAT YOU CAN MARRY THIS MAN AND HAVE MANY BABIES TOGEDER 4EVA

as for me?taking things slow and easy will be my mantra from now on. slow and easy slow and easy dont rush if its meant to be,it will be.all i know is, my feelings for you MTBN, is really true. it has been true all the way from the start and me being the ditsy bimbo that i am...just realized it. 

its always "fuck love"...until you fall in it 

there has been an unexpected turn of events. i feel like i am a plague, destroying everything i touch. i am such a bitch when it comes to boys. why can't i just be normal?? i just HAVE to be a freakin masochist and keep hurting myself (and others along the way) despite having so much experience on this. despite promising myself. i just HAD to feel it again. JUST HAD TO! what the fuck is wrong with me

furthermore my exams are tomorrow and i have memorized like ..... literally nothing cos i have too much bullshit stuffed in my brain

sucks to be me
sucks to be me
sucks to be me
sucks to be me
sucks to be me
sucks to be me
sucks to be me
sucks to be me
sucks to be me
sucks to be me
sucks to be me
sucks to be me
sucks to be me
sucks to be me
sucks to be me

there comes a part of me doing The Awkward Dance For Losers in Representing Ze Boyfriend's Trousers *in french/italian-ish accent*

yesterday taufiq accompanied me to do 2 things and those things were damn spontaneous and unplanned. "i feel like shaving my hair." taufiq-"ok lets do it." the next thing i knew i was 3/4 bald. "this turns me on" - what taufiq said about my hair. and i was like: don't i always turn you on? but i said that in my mind obviously. then i was like "i feel like piercing my belly" and i did. come to think of it i did a lot of random shit yesterday...

so studied under his block (come to think of it he is the greatest person i've ever studied with) after that i got a few hours of sleep. woke up > took a shower > suffering as usual when water hits my legs > used dunno who's toothbrush > ate his sister's spaghetti which was to die for

right now do u know how my bellybutton feels like? ok this is disgusting but i know u guys do it too so...u know the feeling after u clean ur bellybutton? when u clean and dig it all deep and ure belly button feels sore and all. yeah thats how i feel now. lol

i
cant
wait
for
19th
march

oh ya i just realized that my videos are private. i unprivated them already so you can watch.

you know why my face looks like that? cos last time when i was little i got ma face stuck between my house gate or something like that. and they had to pull my head out slowly and in the end i got a long bean face. see? i had the ability to shake things up, even when im still in diapers. my baby self knows how to rocks her parents world. ok talking about rocking people's worlds, let me tell u something. i curse alot. but does that make me a 'typical minah'? why yes it does. because....we malays are all minahs. face it. we all have a bit of kampong-ish blood in us. whether we like it or not, our ancestors probably sowed rice together and here we are hating on each other. we may live in a fancyass apartment or a normal hdb but we got one thing in common. we malays man,freakin malays. so get over it. stop trying to act all high class and shit. SO STOP CALLING EACH OTHER TYPICAL MINAHS BECAUSE REALITY CHECK SISTA WE ALL ARE TYPICAL BECAUSE IF WE WERE SO EXOTIC WE'D BE IN THE MOTHERFUCKING NEWS AND ON DISPLAY OR SOME SHIT

but some malays...its like they are asking to be hated. you know? pretending to be like "yeah we cool!" and all but then....its all a fucking charade! 
but then the only thing that i can give to them is a middle finger and the index finger follow
D.E.U.C.E.S to you pal cos i notice something...u cant help but compete with me! you are compelled with the need to be better than me because of a reason that i myself is not sure of. u have such a sad life seriously. to chase something that is within reach but will always be out of grasp :)

ok and another thing....being so narrow minded about taboo issues. dude come on its like the 21st century we more open now.my blog is vulgar and i like it that way

blogshop updated
if nobody wants anything then it means u all betray me
u all want me to open back shop then nobody want to buy
maybe i should try to impose black mail..like i'll kill myself or something
so..yeah..cop my shit.